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from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? How do you tell if a vampire is sick? Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Air Force photo by Staff Sgt.

military, your friends and peers will never let you forget it.

What could you do to make it easier to accept feedback? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank.

Do not walk beside me either.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.

Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss".

Doug Larson Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

Why should you knock on the refrigerator before opening the door? Two F-15E Strike Eagles conducted an airstrike on the LaFarge factory to keep munitions and military equipment from the hands of the Turkish-backed armed groups, a coalition spokesman said.