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And have it fall down again!? Keep them handy for dinnertime, carpool, and parties.

Cereal blessing to be married to you.

Why are ghosts good cheerleaders? A: Are you up for a little row-mance? What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? " His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother.

One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease? Joke 19: Q: How are stars like false teeth? , or just manually add the email addresses you'd like to keep in your contact list.

The past, present and future walked into a bar.

Yesterday I learned that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minutes.

What did one hat say to the other? Guinevere going to get married? Do you go to bed late? What do you call sad coffee? His old blind grandma sat quietly and we asked her to tell us a joke.

Why do archaeologists get all the girls? When the two rabbit ears got married, it was a nice ceremony.

What do people like to wear in England? I don't know, but its flag is a big plus! When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.