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yo momma so fat that when she entered the fat racing contest she came in first second and third yo mama is so fat she has her own energy source yo mama so fat that when she was wearing a hollister shirt, a helicopter landed on the H yo mama so fat that when she hears the doorbell she runs to the microwave singing 'HOT POCKETS'!!! Your head is so big, you could paint a target on the back of it and giants could use it as a dartboard.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo Momma's so huge, she looked at the Empire State Building, and said, "Hey look! Yo Mama So Fat She Was Wearing An All Blue Shirt And Hawaiians Said, "Oh Shit Tsunami.

Yo mommas so fat after she gave birth it took the doctors a year to find you.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Yo momma so fat that her senior picture had to be taken from space.

You have the perfect face for radio.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Your head is so big that your right ear is in a different time zone to your left.

Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.

People used to be able to fall in love, but yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

You so fat that when you stepped onto a scale it said.