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upvotes 4 years ago In English class, we had to read jokes from a magazine.

— Perfect for lunch boxes, print these for free! What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? She took it out and said, "Did you learn your lesson? It was about a weak back! I broke my arm in two places.

What is invisible and smells of worms? Why it is hard for a communist to tell a joke? The same goes for time except you say "on at" because the use of "at" when it comes to clock time is due to the use of the clock.

Yesterday for example I got a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".

" His colleague then says, "Oh Arnie that's no good at all, I'm sorry to hear! How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Your days are numbered now.

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- A fly in a wedding dress.

Ayla C What's the difference between a well-dressed cyclist and a scruffy guy on a tricycle? You must say "I am" not "I is.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? The inventor of Auto Correct is a stupid mass hole.