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Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face.

Q: How is a woman like a condom? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Probably when I peed on an electric fence.

The televangelist grabs his heads and violently shakes it back and forth for several minutes, screaming and shouting.

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

What did the art robbers who got arrested in the middle of a heist say? Read this selection and get a great humor change.

What did the artist feel like when he first visited the Louvre museum? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.

Where did Lucy go during the bombing? What does a painter do when he feels cold? Jokes bring joy into our lives.